Snowflaking..."The Stretcher"

Snowflakes in the midst of stiffening on "The Stretcher". Sounds a bit barbaric, I know, poor little defenseless snowflakes.
One must use extreme caution when handling this contraption in order to avoid being skewered. I've been stabbed several times this year so far, haven't quite honed the technique of handling it yet. It can also be used as a great burgler deterrent, not pleasant to land on...I know!